dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

without glasses: 

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with glasses: 

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i-am-momo-senpai:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

enchantedsnail:

punksexandshit:

ceaseless-reverie:

50shadesofgaylinson:

What do strippers do when they’re on their period

What do female astronauts do when they’re on their period

what do homeless women do when they get their period

what did tribeswomen do when they got their period

what do fictional characters do when they get their period

We never even solved the first one

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westbor0baptistchurch:

Sabrina the Teenage Bitch

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trogdorthe-burninator:

daves-applejuice:

qodtiers:

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

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why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

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pzzaplease:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

90% of my anxiety in a text post

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cakeandotheredibles:

im not saying i deserve to be rich and famous im just saying i feel like i was supposed to be

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godzillacat:

silohouettes:

This is actually disgusting. Forcing a child who doesn’t know any better to do something just because you believe in it. No child should be made to wear Crocs in public please stop this.

I was about to get angry

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goldenclitoris:

when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
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lameborghini:

ive been annoyed ever since i was born

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grass10:

””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“”  i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.

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  • School: We don't allow bullying if you bully we will fuck you up
  • Student: I got bullied.
  • School: The fuck do you want us to do about it?

fredslastjoke:

doctor who meme: ten episodes [2/10] → The End of the World

"Come on then, tightwad, chips are on me. We’ve only got five billion years till the shops close.

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